When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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