I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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