you guys were way drunker than both of me
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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