Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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