i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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