Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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