if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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