Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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