I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.