And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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