So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
false alarm. still invincible.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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