i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I forget how to act sober
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