He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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