is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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