It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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