pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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