His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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