I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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