Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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