Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
