Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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