everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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