ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I AM VODKA MAN
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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