It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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