How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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