How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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