i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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