i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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