i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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