remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Randomize
