ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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