Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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