Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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