I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
the day after is always just damage control
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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