i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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