I'm drive I can fine osifer
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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