On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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