FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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