Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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