some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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