Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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