last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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