Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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