I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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