Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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