There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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