Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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