HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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