he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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