I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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