so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
