I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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