just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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