Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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