i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
