Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
How drunk are you?
Completed.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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