Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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