Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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