think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I wear drunk well.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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